no china

i saw this on another post. china has snuck into the american household with a clever ninja touch of death. the thing is: i like cheap stuff. read me.

Now that I have freed myself from the grasp of famous daves (more like loosend) i have time to post. a ton of people quit there, one in a spectacular manner. Serena went crazy on us by knocking a tray of 10 drinks on to someone and clearing off tables with one large swish of her arm across them. she was promptly fired but if i ever saw her out in public she would mos def get a hug.
on to the personal. i think that my parents have decided to completely ignore the fact that i am living with my boyfriend in order to continue speaking with me. i appreciated this new found ignorance around me however i keep running into old friends that say things like "so i ran into your mom today and she is crazy"
an old friend of mine came into daves yesterday to eat and was quite amused that i was waiting tables. this being the girl that hated me for years and still does because she thought i did something that i did not. classic high school drama. she tells me that she is engaged and her sister is having a baby and then asks what i am doing. all that i say back is "just the normal stuff." i just had this huge urge to not tell her anything and not compete in the who-has-accomplished-the-most game. it just seemed rude to destroy her since she seemed to harbor enough hatred for me already. perhaps i will send my congrats for her wedding from spain.

4 month flight to menorca currently $844. Menorca to portugal for a week or so around $279. might have time to take a little vacation to rome or sicily if i have the money.

new BBQ rules

i am hereby making a decree. Not one person is allowed to be unhappy when they go out for BBQ. far too many people that i wait on are mad before they sit down. mad people have to eat poop.
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i had a terrifying experience with christianity yesterday. i was trying to kill time because i had about 2 hours before i had to be at work, so i went to the only coffee place around: starbucks. the only reason that i ever go to starbucks is so that i can go up to the counter and say "i'd like a coffee" and when they reply with all of the questions i just say "give me a small coffee." While sitting and drinking and reading my book on the history of european witch hunts this 18 yrs old and his 18 yr old wife are giving their christian testimony to a lady who i think was going to give them a job. so there i am, reading about religious persecution, listening to a kid talk about how sorry he was for the people he met in Guam because they didn't worship a real god like he did, all while some lady is yelling DOUBLE MOCHA FRAPA SKINNY GRANDE HALF CAFF.
at this point i understand why starbucks has a drive thru.

cafe portugues

maia, bridget and i went out for coffee this very early morning. luckily my car made it that far. i fear that it got spooked the other day when the car infront of me hit a street lamp that almost fell on me. now it's going to go all final destination 3 on me and make me think that i could die everytime that i am in it since then. but coffee was very good since i got to see what everyone was planning for the summer and how the bridget's life in american archaeology is going. since i only know one bridget she is the bridget. i got to show off my boyfriend and he let us talk archaeology without asking "...?" because to him it probably sounded like this: spainspainspain graduate school ALVARO GRRRRRRRR twitching nerve endings hanging out of bridet's brother's hand pottery babies.

i was looking for an image to use that went with my page name and found this:

keep in mind that i searched for snake woman

On to the real post since it took me about an hour just to get a little trowel as my comment icon. After much debate I have decided that livejournal is full of emo kids and in order to write on it I have to censor much of my material. so in the name of freedom of blogging, I am making the switch.

post numero uno

posting in order to edit my background. real post soon.